Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Fine... whatever!

WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you
need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.


NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This
means "something," and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can make to
a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.


THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or
faint. Just say you're
welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them
about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a
good laugh!
They forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of
saying *!#@ YOU!)

2 comments:

LemonCloud said...

I like this articule n the one about slower is better. Totally agreement with the slow is better.
Though the slowness is hard to endure at times.

kay said...

i just wish i had a guy to even argue with, haha. :)

sigh...

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